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Seems like forever now but everything feels like that eventually.

And so for the longest while, when coming across the odd fountain here and there, he would let his mind trick his eyes and together they would linger.

Just in case.
]]> http://www.neodorks.com/rss.php/index.php?entry=entry111226-164402 Pascal Ebert Mon, 26 Dec 2011 22:44:02 GMT http://www.neodorks.com/rss.php/comments.php?y=11&m=12&entry=entry111226-164402 http://www.neodorks.com/rss.php/index.php?entry=entry111124-161528
“Yeah,” he says. “I guess.”

“So what are you thankful for?” He knows when she’s nervous. She asks things she wouldn’t normally ask.

“You,” he says. “I guess.”

She looks away. He knows when she’s nervous. She does things she wouldn’t normally do.

“Dance?”

“Yeah,” he says. “I guess.”
]]> http://www.neodorks.com/rss.php/index.php?entry=entry111124-161528 Pascal Ebert Fri, 25 Nov 2011 00:15:28 GMT http://www.neodorks.com/rss.php/comments.php?y=11&m=11&entry=entry111124-161528 http://www.neodorks.com/rss.php/index.php?entry=entry110726-173530
Remember how it seemed like what you wanted to do for the rest of your life?

Then the rest of your life happened.

Remember that?
]]> http://www.neodorks.com/rss.php/index.php?entry=entry110726-173530 Pascal Ebert Wed, 27 Jul 2011 00:35:30 GMT http://www.neodorks.com/rss.php/comments.php?y=11&m=07&entry=entry110726-173530 http://www.neodorks.com/rss.php/index.php?entry=entry110723-173459
“You worry about the wrong shit,” he used to say.

Maybe.

We still argue about this and I’m still right.

You need to pay attention to your strings if you’re going to stay in tune.
]]> http://www.neodorks.com/rss.php/index.php?entry=entry110723-173459 Pascal Ebert Sun, 24 Jul 2011 00:34:59 GMT http://www.neodorks.com/rss.php/comments.php?y=11&m=07&entry=entry110723-173459 http://www.neodorks.com/rss.php/index.php?entry=entry110722-053133
I couldn’t think of the word for “wing” straight away and just sort of pointed at objects until she figured out what I wanted.

Now I’m the creepy guy who also maybe doesn’t know quite how to talk about chicken.
]]> http://www.neodorks.com/rss.php/index.php?entry=entry110722-053133 Pascal Ebert Fri, 22 Jul 2011 12:31:33 GMT http://www.neodorks.com/rss.php/comments.php?y=11&m=07&entry=entry110722-053133 http://www.neodorks.com/rss.php/index.php?entry=entry110721-194344
They say what doesn’t kill us makes us stronger.

“What about a sock monkey?” she asks.

“Sock monkeys make us stronger,” he tells her.

“Even if you’re choking on one?” she presses.

“Yes,” he says. “Even if you’re choking on one.”
]]> http://www.neodorks.com/rss.php/index.php?entry=entry110721-194344 Pascal Ebert Fri, 22 Jul 2011 02:43:44 GMT http://www.neodorks.com/rss.php/comments.php?y=11&m=07&entry=entry110721-194344 http://www.neodorks.com/rss.php/index.php?entry=entry110717-175200
“You mean he looked like a ghost or he did it like how a ghost would do?”

I guess he did it like how a ghost would do.

“Then that doesn’t make sense. Why would a ghost use the door?”

I didn’t say he used the door. I said he showed up there.

“Why would he show up there? Why wouldn’t he be eating a sandwich or on the couch or something? The door doesn’t work.”

I didn’t mean for it to work. I was just saying that an old friend surprised me today.

“This is the ghost?”

No. It’s, no.

“Dude. You need to calm down.”
]]> http://www.neodorks.com/rss.php/index.php?entry=entry110717-175200 Pascal Ebert Mon, 18 Jul 2011 00:52:00 GMT http://www.neodorks.com/rss.php/comments.php?y=11&m=07&entry=entry110717-175200 http://www.neodorks.com/rss.php/index.php?entry=entry110713-173330
You weren’t really there of course.

You probably need to stop doing that.
]]> http://www.neodorks.com/rss.php/index.php?entry=entry110713-173330 Pascal Ebert Thu, 14 Jul 2011 00:33:30 GMT http://www.neodorks.com/rss.php/comments.php?y=11&m=07&entry=entry110713-173330 http://www.neodorks.com/rss.php/index.php?entry=entry110710-181846
Then we eat sushi and complain about sushi.

Some of us just go home after that.

Some of us linger.

Then we go home.

And linger there.
]]> http://www.neodorks.com/rss.php/index.php?entry=entry110710-181846 Pascal Ebert Mon, 11 Jul 2011 01:18:46 GMT http://www.neodorks.com/rss.php/comments.php?y=11&m=07&entry=entry110710-181846 http://www.neodorks.com/rss.php/index.php?entry=entry110710-172127
“I got bed bugs from that purse.”

She got bed bugs from that purse.
]]> http://www.neodorks.com/rss.php/index.php?entry=entry110710-172127 Pascal Ebert Mon, 11 Jul 2011 00:21:27 GMT http://www.neodorks.com/rss.php/comments.php?y=11&m=07&entry=entry110710-172127