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Seems like forever now but everything feels like that eventually.

And so for the longest while, when coming across the odd fountain here and there, he would let his mind trick his eyes and together they would linger.

Just in case.
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“Yeah,” he says. “I guess.”

“So what are you thankful for?” He knows when she’s nervous. She asks things she wouldn’t normally ask.

“You,” he says. “I guess.”

She looks away. He knows when she’s nervous. She does things she wouldn’t normally do.

“Dance?”

“Yeah,” he says. “I guess.”
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Remember how it seemed like what you wanted to do for the rest of your life?

Then the rest of your life happened.

Remember that?
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“You worry about the wrong shit,” he used to say.

Maybe.

We still argue about this and I’m still right.

You need to pay attention to your strings if you’re going to stay in tune.
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I couldn’t think of the word for “wing” straight away and just sort of pointed at objects until she figured out what I wanted.

Now I’m the creepy guy who also maybe doesn’t know quite how to talk about chicken.
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They say what doesn’t kill us makes us stronger.

“What about a sock monkey?” she asks.

“Sock monkeys make us stronger,” he tells her.

“Even if you’re choking on one?” she presses.

“Yes,” he says. “Even if you’re choking on one.”
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“You mean he looked like a ghost or he did it like how a ghost would do?”

I guess he did it like how a ghost would do.

“Then that doesn’t make sense. Why would a ghost use the door?”

I didn’t say he used the door. I said he showed up there.

“Why would he show up there? Why wouldn’t he be eating a sandwich or on the couch or something? The door doesn’t work.”

I didn’t mean for it to work. I was just saying that an old friend surprised me today.

“This is the ghost?”

No. It’s, no.

“Dude. You need to calm down.”
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You weren’t really there of course.

You probably need to stop doing that.
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Then we eat sushi and complain about sushi.

Some of us just go home after that.

Some of us linger.

Then we go home.

And linger there.
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“I got bed bugs from that purse.”

She got bed bugs from that purse.
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